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Imagine if we had
a million euros.
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What would you like to do?
Think of something.
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Pick anything at all.
What would you like to do?
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You've put me on the spot.
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Anything. Like, come on.
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I don't know.
Like, what's the budget?
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1 million.
I just said it.
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Do you want me to choose
an activity or an object?
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Whatever you wanna do,
just pick something!
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I don't know! Like, skydiving?
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Grand.
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Not a bad idea, go skydiving.
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I'll get you a plane and a parachute
and you can skydive whenever you want.
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Where'd you like to live?
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Mansion.
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Mansion, grand.
We living at City Hall?
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The Lord Mayor lives there,
like.
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Well, yeah, we won't actually
live IN the City Hall
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but we'll make a gaff just like
City Hall, know what I mean?
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And we put it... we put it there.
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Yeah, yeah, build our home
right here.
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- Looking over the city.
- Mansion looking over the city.
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- We'd need a butler or...
- Yeah, to clean the house.
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We'd get one of them
fellas like...
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- Batman?
- Yeah, he could run the gaff.
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With his English accent!
He'd be unbelievable.
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Imagine waking up
to that every morning.
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Yeah, right?
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"Alright? What's happening?"
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"Alright, alright?
What you want for breakfast?"
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"You want some tea, son?"
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So cool, right? We could have our
own cave as well, like the Batcave.
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- We'd call it the Boys Cave.
- The Boys Cave.
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We'd have pool tables,
pinball machines...
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- Lava lamps.
- Loads of lava lamps.
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- Big gold walls.
- Big gold walls.
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- Furry curtains.
- Furry curtains.
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Loads of girls with their
tits out lying across the couch.
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Like... like Spanish girls?
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Yeah, yeah! Spanish girls.
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We'd look like legends
wherever we went.
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Sounds amazing.
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That handsome-looking fella
there is me, Conor MacSweeney.
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And that's me best pal, Jock.
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It's the summer of 2007.
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We're both 15 and just after
finishing the junior cert.
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For any of you not from Ireland,
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all you need to know is
it's a load of bollocks.
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I live on the north side
of Cork city with me mam.
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Fuck it.
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I was...
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..having a bad dream.
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No wonder you're always late.
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We're leaving in five minutes.
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Five minutes.
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And give me two
for the wife as well.
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- So four?
- Give me four.
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Alright, love?
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Mam's a fishmonger
in the English Market.
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I'm in working with her
for the summer.
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We're actually getting on
better than usual.
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Conor, you fancy doing
a bit of work?
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What are you getting paid for?
Come on. For fuck's sake.
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Jock is sort of...
self-employed.
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Let's just say if you leave
your bike locked to a lamppost
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within five miles
of where he lives,
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it's your own fault.
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He's the kind of fella
who'd do anything for a friend.
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Like that time I bumped into
Billy Murphy...
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Hi, how's it going?
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Give me your fuckin' phone!
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..and he wanted to
borrow me phone.
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Billy's the local nut job.
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What school did you go to?
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- St Pats.
- St Pats.
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Did you go to St Pats as well?
Didn't go to school?
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Jock found this great site
on the internet
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that can make masks
of anyone you want.
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Alright, Billy?
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He then went to nick the bike
from outside the Garda station
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which belonged to
Sergeant Healy.
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He's a bit like a shit Serpico.
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- Fuck.
- Don't fucking move!
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- Get down on the fucking ground!
- Healy hates bike thieves.
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He treats them
like proper criminals.
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..or you're going in the river!
Get the fuck off the bike.
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- Get your Micky off my back.
- Shut the fuck up.
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D'you understand the reason
for your arrest?
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- I do, yeah.
- Ya prick.
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When the shades raided
Billy Murphy's gaff looking
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for Healy's bike, they ended up
finding hash plants instead.
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Shitloads of 'em.
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Turned into a bit of
a cat-and-mouse game
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between Healy and Jock
after that.
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I'm the only one who knows
it's him behind the mask.
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To everyone else in the city,
he's a legend known only as.
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Fake Billy.
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- Alright, lads?
- Alright, Fake Billy?
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What the fuck is this?
Look at him!
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Get fucked, ya cunt!
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Alright, Fake Billy?
How about a shift?
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Alright, but make it quick.
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- How do you cook these?
- How should I know?
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- You work here.
- I don't eat any of this shit.
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You serve in a fish shop
and you don't eat fish?
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- What do you eat?
- Chicken.
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Chicken. And nothing else?
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Chicken nuggets, chicken balls,
chicken burger,
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deep-fried chicken,
chicken Kiev,
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chicken wings, chicken legs,
chicken soup...
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Come on, boy!
What are you waiting for?
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Scuse me!
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..stir-fried chicken,
chicken tikka masala...
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Alright, alright, I get it.
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- You like chicken.
- Fucking love it.
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Sorry, lads!
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You're a barrel of laughs,
aren't you?
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- Forget about it.
- Have a good day.
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You could at least make
some kind of effort.
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I could, yeah.
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Hey, Conor! Slow this shithead
down, would you?
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Get outta the way!
Move, will you?!
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Get outta the way!
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WwW.ZooCine.NeT
Watch Movies and Series!
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Bollocks!
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- Conor, what the fuck?
- He was being a cock.
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You're being a cock.
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Mam had me when she was 16,
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which was old for
our neighbourhood.
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No-one showed her
how to be a mam,
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and she's awful at it.
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So she tries to make up for it
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by doing things she thinks
a mam should do,
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like stitching my name
in all my clothes.
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I find another pair of
his jocks in her room,
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I'll cut the balls off him,
do you hear me?
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Do you seriously think I'm
riding that dopey-looking fella?
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Come on!
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You better be wearing johnnies
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or I'll be the one
who cuts them off!
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Jock got his nickname 'cause he
only has one pair of underwear.
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He's forever borrowing mine.
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Nice one.
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He's saving up so me and him
can move out of home
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and rent a flat in the city.
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That is, if his old fella
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would ever stop nicking
all his savings.
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What are you doing in here?
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My old man died when I was four.
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He was on a building site
when it happened.
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Some dickhead dropped a hammer
off the roof.
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Jock's mam died only last year.
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I think that's kind of why
we get each other, do you know?
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You need to cut
closer to the bone.
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I mean, how many times
do I have to tell you?
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You're useless, you know that?
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We both have shitty
one-parent families.
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That's my money.
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I need it.
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It's my money.
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You're watching
the 1:00 news.
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And here are the main stories.
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Police are searching
the coastline of West Cork
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for an estimated 440 million
euros worth of cocaine
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that went overboard in what is
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the country's largest ever
drug seizure.
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The floating bales of cocaine
have attracted
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what the Gardai are referring
to as 'treasure hunters'
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hoping to hit the jackpot.
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- Where's that going on?
- Three Castle Head.
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It's the biggest treasure hunt
in the history of the state.
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Look at them lads.
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Gardai warn that any of these
so-called 'treasure hunters'
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will be serving
guaranteed jail time.
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Are you gonna pay me this time?
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Don't I always pay you?
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I've never seen someone
so passionate about hating
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as Mam is about hating Jock.
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Christ.
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There's loads of animals
in here, aren't there?
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It's a market, Jock.
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Jock, on the other hand,
loves me mam.
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Fuck it, Jock!
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- Does it hurt?
- Yeah, it does hurt!
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I tell him she's only joking
when she says mean things
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so he doesn't get
his feelings hurt.
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- See that?
- Yeah?
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That's called a suckerfish.
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That's gonna be
your nickname in prison.
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That's a good one!
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Your mam's hilarious!
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Aye, she's always
having a craic with you.
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I know, but it's brilliant,
isn't it?
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If you're gonna mindlessly
mimic someone,
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could you at least pick someone
who's got half a fucking brain?
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Alright, mate?
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Up yours, Mrs MacSweeney.
I hope you have a shit day.
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Mam's always going on about
me mimicking Jock.
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I mean, yeah, we have
similar haircuts,
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but that's just the fashion.
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Aside from that, we have our
own individual shit going on.
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Jock's always coming up with
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interesting things to do,
like...
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Just got hold of
100 smoke bombs.
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Wanna let 'em off in school?
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And this was the best one yet.
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That means that one bale
is worth 7 million euros.
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- 7 million?!
- Each one, yeah!
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Do you know how many zeros
that is after 7 million?
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Hundreds!
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Yeah, fucking thousands of
zeros! It's so much money!
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But what if
we get caught, though?
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Do you not know the rules
that govern this country?
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What?
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When the forefathers
founded our country.
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- Who were they?
- The forefathers.
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St Patrick, St Brigid...
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I dunno. Why are you asking me
these questions, like?
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Ask the teacher that.
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Basically, when our forefathers
founded this country, yeah,
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they made rules, like
if you're younger than 16,
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you're classified
as a young offender
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which basically means
you can't get in trouble.
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- So, we're just off the hook?
- For some reason,
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they thought our brains
weren't developed enough,
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that we wouldn't know
what we were doing or something.
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- I know, stupid, isn't it?
- Spastics!
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It's basically like
a get-out-of-jail-free card.
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I'm trying to find something
wrong with your plan.
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It's perfect. Think how easy
it'd be to find a bale as well.
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Think how good you are
at finding stuff.
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If I was looking for stuff...
stuff'll be found.
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This time tomorrow,
we could be millionaires, like.
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This is where we are, yeah?
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That's you, that's me.
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And this is where the cocaine
went overboard.
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Jeez, boy,
that's fucking miles away!
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No, it's not, it's like that.
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You do know it's not
actually that far, like.
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I know that.
I know how maps work.
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I'll nick us a couple of bikes,
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we leave first thing
in the morning.
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Can we go the day after?
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No, it has to be tomorrow.
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The guards'll have it found
if we leave any later.
246
00:13:49,476 --> 00:13:52,778
I have to cover Mam in the shop.
She's getting her tooth pulled.
247
00:13:52,779 --> 00:13:54,213
You're actually telling me that
248
00:13:54,214 --> 00:13:55,280
you're not gonna go get
7 million euros
249
00:13:55,281 --> 00:13:58,050
'cause you're gonna work
in the fish shop for the day?
250
00:13:58,051 --> 00:14:00,352
You could have everything
you ever wanted.
251
00:14:00,353 --> 00:14:02,721
Mansions, cars, caves and tits.
252
00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:04,790
I know, right,
but I promised her.
253
00:14:04,791 --> 00:14:06,091
What excuse am I meant to give?
254
00:14:06,092 --> 00:14:08,260
"Me and Jock are heading
down to West Cork"
255
00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:09,228
"to find a bale of cocaine."
256
00:14:09,229 --> 00:14:11,630
She thinks I'm stupid enough
as it is.
257
00:14:11,631 --> 00:14:15,634
Boy, this is far more important
than your mam's gammy tooth.
258
00:14:15,635 --> 00:14:18,404
This is monumental.
259
00:14:18,405 --> 00:14:20,472
This could be
the difference between
260
00:14:20,473 --> 00:14:22,775
us having an amazing life
261
00:14:22,776 --> 00:14:26,877
or us having a really shit one.
262
00:14:27,747 --> 00:14:29,681
I'm going either way.
263
00:14:29,682 --> 00:14:34,452
If you wanna come, meet me at
the docks at six in the morning.
264
00:14:49,669 --> 00:14:51,170
Did you ever get
265
00:14:51,171 --> 00:14:52,571
an annoying splinter
in your finger?
266
00:14:52,572 --> 00:14:54,706
The more you try and get it
out, the deeper it gets?
267
00:14:54,707 --> 00:14:58,343
Well, Healy's the kind of guy
who'll cut off his own finger
268
00:14:58,344 --> 00:15:00,412
just to teach
that splinter a lesson.
269
00:15:00,413 --> 00:15:01,380
Unlocked bikes, trackers.
270
00:15:01,381 --> 00:15:04,483
D'you know how much shit
we're getting because of this?
271
00:15:04,484 --> 00:15:05,350
Stealing is stealing.
272
00:15:05,351 --> 00:15:07,252
They're using trackers
on bikes in London.
273
00:15:07,253 --> 00:15:08,854
We're London Met now, are we?
274
00:15:08,855 --> 00:15:10,456
Did you forget you're in Cork?
275
00:15:10,457 --> 00:15:12,758
I took you off bike duty
three months ago.
276
00:15:12,759 --> 00:15:14,159
Yeah, but Fake Billy
277
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,462
is still on the rampage
and it's only gonna get worse.
278
00:15:16,463 --> 00:15:20,532
Starts off with a bike,
then a car, then a bus.
279
00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:22,534
You gotta stop 'em
when they're young.
280
00:15:22,535 --> 00:15:23,735
If that was the train
of thought, boy,
281
00:15:23,736 --> 00:15:27,239
the thing after that would be
a tank, then a jumbo jet.
282
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,573
Now you see what
I'm talking about.
283
00:15:31,411 --> 00:15:34,213
You think I give a shit
about Fake Billy stealing bikes?
284
00:15:34,214 --> 00:15:36,648
Don't look like you give a shit
about anything except chocolate.
285
00:15:36,649 --> 00:15:39,852
Be very fucking careful now,
kid. Very careful.
286
00:15:39,853 --> 00:15:42,855
What's worrying me at the moment
is I've cells for a bike thief
287
00:15:42,856 --> 00:15:46,558
you put in there, and murder's
on a waiting list to get in.
288
00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:48,527
Enough with
the fucking bicycles.
289
00:15:48,528 --> 00:15:51,396
You're a bit of a loner, Healy.
It's not healthy.
290
00:15:51,397 --> 00:15:54,566
Do you want me to ask the lads
to take you out for drinks?
291
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:57,935
Maybe hook you up with somebody?
Would you like that?
292
00:16:04,177 --> 00:16:08,647
If you wanna catch a big
fish, you gotta drop a big hook
293
00:16:08,648 --> 00:16:11,749
right where he likes to feed.
294
00:16:20,326 --> 00:16:22,394
Mam cooks like she hates food.
295
00:16:22,395 --> 00:16:25,397
And the person
she's cooking it for.
296
00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:27,798
What's wrong with ya?
297
00:16:28,268 --> 00:16:29,935
Did you have this for dinner?
298
00:16:29,936 --> 00:16:33,003
- Yeah, why?
- You enjoyed it?
299
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:34,439
It's dry, like.
300
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:39,610
Well, put some ketchup on it.
Jesus Christ.
301
00:16:40,647 --> 00:16:43,282
Aren't you lucky I'm here
to cook your dry Kiev.
302
00:16:43,283 --> 00:16:45,417
What would you do
if I wasn't around?
303
00:16:45,418 --> 00:16:47,286
Wouldn't even know
how a microwave works.
304
00:16:47,287 --> 00:16:50,923
- Eat takeaway.
- How you gonna pay for that?
305
00:16:50,924 --> 00:16:52,457
Get a job.
306
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:53,792
Are you taking the piss?
307
00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:55,494
Last I heard you were thinking
of quitting school.
308
00:16:55,495 --> 00:16:59,130
- Yeah, I am quitting school.
- Yeah. 'Cause Jock is, is he?
309
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,935
Who's gonna hire you
without a leaving cert?
310
00:17:02,936 --> 00:17:08,273
Dunno, like. Work on a trade
or be a builder or something.
311
00:17:08,274 --> 00:17:10,342
Yeah.
Like your old man, is it?
312
00:17:10,343 --> 00:17:11,610
That turned out well, didn't it?
313
00:17:11,611 --> 00:17:13,612
- Fuck's sake.
- Hang on, Mam.
314
00:17:13,613 --> 00:17:15,948
No-one's gonna give you a job.
Only me.
315
00:17:15,949 --> 00:17:20,985
I'm even thinking of firing you,
you're so fucking useless.
316
00:17:22,989 --> 00:17:27,292
- Hey, clear that up.
- Fuck off!
317
00:17:27,293 --> 00:17:28,560
Fuck's sake.
318
00:17:28,561 --> 00:17:32,563
And that's how
most of our meals end.
319
00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:58,590
There are two things
you need for a good adventure -
320
00:17:58,591 --> 00:18:02,327
a treasure map and someone
dumb enough to go with ya.
321
00:18:02,328 --> 00:18:05,796
- Oi, kid!
- Now Jock had both.
322
00:18:05,798 --> 00:18:08,734
- Didn't think you'd come.
- Fucking course I'd come.
323
00:18:08,735 --> 00:18:11,336
Thanks, boy.
Take a look around you.
324
00:18:11,337 --> 00:18:13,338
When we get back,
this is gonna be ours.
325
00:18:13,339 --> 00:18:15,274
- We own this place.
- 7 million euros.
326
00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:17,843
- 7 million euros.
- What are we gonna do with it?
327
00:18:17,844 --> 00:18:19,678
- Like, invest it in stuff.
- Invest the money?
328
00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:22,848
- In a business or something.
- We won't think about that now.
329
00:18:22,849 --> 00:18:24,816
Close your eyes. Got a surprise.
330
00:18:24,817 --> 00:18:26,418
Alright.
331
00:18:26,419 --> 00:18:28,453
What is it, Jock?
332
00:18:28,454 --> 00:18:30,554
One second.
333
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,760
OK, open 'em.
334
00:18:37,397 --> 00:18:40,197
Lethal, isn't it?
335
00:18:40,366 --> 00:18:41,933
That's a girl's bike.
336
00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:43,802
No, it's not. It's a cruiser.
337
00:18:43,803 --> 00:18:45,871
It's a cruiser
with flowers on it.
338
00:18:45,872 --> 00:18:47,005
Jock could convince you
339
00:18:47,006 --> 00:18:49,675
that his shit tasted beautiful
if he wanted to.
340
00:18:49,676 --> 00:18:52,444
I was around town for ages
looking for the perfect bike.
341
00:18:52,445 --> 00:18:53,979
You ring that and I come to you.
342
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:56,315
It's got the fanny dip thing.
I don't want that.
343
00:18:56,316 --> 00:18:57,849
Fanny dip thing, boy.
It's got three gears.
344
00:18:57,850 --> 00:19:00,719
I thought I'd give this to you.
You don't have bike miles.
345
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,388
Jesus. Talk about
lack of appreciation.
346
00:19:03,389 --> 00:19:05,791
I do appreciate it, boy.
No, seriously.
347
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:06,692
Fair play to ya.
348
00:19:06,693 --> 00:19:08,493
Seriously,
I didn't realise it was good.
349
00:19:08,494 --> 00:19:09,761
I was just judging it
by its colour.
350
00:19:09,762 --> 00:19:15,199
- Did you get the same bike?
- Nah, slightly different.
351
00:19:19,639 --> 00:19:20,972
It's slightly different alright.
352
00:19:20,973 --> 00:19:24,376
Listen to this.
Wasn't even locked.
353
00:19:24,377 --> 00:19:26,677
Dickhead.
354
00:19:35,121 --> 00:19:36,688
As we headed out of the city,
355
00:19:36,689 --> 00:19:40,692
we both knew that
we were never coming back.
356
00:19:40,693 --> 00:19:42,494
Well, emotionally that is,
anyway.
357
00:19:42,495 --> 00:19:44,930
We were gonna change, you know?
Grow up.
358
00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:46,832
Learn how to be men.
359
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:48,734
That's a good strong bridge.
360
00:19:48,735 --> 00:19:51,602
And stop doing childish things.
361
00:19:58,745 --> 00:20:00,011
Imagine it.
362
00:20:00,012 --> 00:20:02,914
61 bales of cocaine
washing up on the shore.
363
00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:05,384
All we had to do
was find one of them.
364
00:20:05,385 --> 00:20:06,585
Nothin' was gonna stop us.
365
00:20:06,586 --> 00:20:11,089
My boys are killing me. I don't
think I can go any further.
366
00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:12,557
Yeah, we're only in Bandon.
367
00:20:12,558 --> 00:20:14,760
Not even 20 miles
outside the city, like.
368
00:20:14,761 --> 00:20:16,628
Here, I got you this
to cool you down.
369
00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:18,930
When an icepack is unavailable,
370
00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:21,699
you gotta improvise.
371
00:20:24,504 --> 00:20:28,473
Jesus, boy.
That's gonna be sticky.
372
00:20:28,474 --> 00:20:29,574
I don't care.
373
00:20:29,575 --> 00:20:32,511
That's nice now.
That's all that matters.
374
00:20:32,512 --> 00:20:33,645
Stop, stop.
375
00:20:33,646 --> 00:20:36,448
- Stop. Stop. Stop.
- What's wrong with ya?
376
00:20:36,449 --> 00:20:38,884
God, my balls are sticking
to the inside of my leg.
377
00:20:38,885 --> 00:20:42,120
- Didn't I warn ya?
- How much further do we have?
378
00:20:42,121 --> 00:20:44,923
- About 50 miles. Yes!
- Are you serious?
379
00:20:44,924 --> 00:20:46,491
I can't pedal like this
for 50 miles.
380
00:20:46,492 --> 00:20:49,628
What are you getting angry at me
for, boy? It's your own fault.
381
00:20:49,629 --> 00:20:52,764
I need to wash me plums off,
boy. Can we go for a swim?
382
00:20:52,765 --> 00:20:54,533
Grand, alright.
We're literally in.
383
00:20:54,534 --> 00:20:58,802
- Wash our balls, and we're gone.
- Alright.
384
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:05,109
Conor.
385
00:21:06,179 --> 00:21:08,046
You busy?
386
00:21:08,047 --> 00:21:10,048
I brought you some tea.
387
00:21:10,049 --> 00:21:13,050
Sorry about last night.
388
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,854
Conor?
389
00:21:24,664 --> 00:21:27,097
Conor?
390
00:21:38,778 --> 00:21:41,513
Here, these jocks
are fucking terrible, boy.
391
00:21:41,514 --> 00:21:43,148
They strangle my balls.
392
00:21:43,149 --> 00:21:45,717
It's Mam.
393
00:21:45,718 --> 00:21:46,852
You gonna answer it?
394
00:21:46,853 --> 00:21:49,621
Have her call me a fucking
moron?
395
00:21:49,622 --> 00:21:52,224
- No, thanks.
- Conor, you fucking moron.
396
00:21:52,225 --> 00:21:54,958
Where are ya? You promised me.
397
00:21:56,128 --> 00:21:59,129
Call me back straightaway.
398
00:22:03,769 --> 00:22:05,504
It's definitely deep enough.
399
00:22:05,505 --> 00:22:08,874
- How d'you know?
- You can just tell.
400
00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:11,276
But, like, I can see
the rocks, like.
401
00:22:11,277 --> 00:22:15,714
Nah. Perspective is different
when water is on it.
402
00:22:15,715 --> 00:22:18,283
The rocks are actually,
like, really far down.
403
00:22:18,284 --> 00:22:20,519
Magnifies things, water does.
404
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:23,655
- OK, well...
- You go first, alright.
405
00:22:23,656 --> 00:22:25,624
Can you swim, though?
406
00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:26,525
Yeah.
407
00:22:26,526 --> 00:22:29,594
I can swim, and I can swim
pretty well, boy.
408
00:22:29,595 --> 00:22:31,830
- You can't swim at all.
- Who told you that?
409
00:22:31,831 --> 00:22:33,164
It's going all over
the place, like.
410
00:22:33,165 --> 00:22:36,034
"It's going all over the place?"
Everyone is saying I can't swim?
411
00:22:36,035 --> 00:22:39,237
- Well, pretty much, yeah.
- That's bullshit, like.
412
00:22:39,238 --> 00:22:42,073
Do you not know what people
call you in school?
413
00:22:42,074 --> 00:22:43,275
- What?
- 'Finding Nemo'.
414
00:22:43,276 --> 00:22:45,677
'Cause he's got
that fucking gammy fin, like.
415
00:22:45,678 --> 00:22:47,245
They don't call me
'Finding Nemo'.
416
00:22:47,246 --> 00:22:51,983
They call you Nemo. Like,
'Finding Nemo's the title.
417
00:22:51,984 --> 00:22:54,953
- Fuck off. Do they actually?
- A little bit, like.
418
00:22:54,954 --> 00:22:57,122
All I'm saying is if we go down
by the steps,
419
00:22:57,123 --> 00:22:59,591
you can have a nice little
paddle, do your own thing.
420
00:22:59,592 --> 00:23:01,059
No, we're not going
in the fucking steps.
421
00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:06,797
The old man's gonna think we're
fucking pussies. Look at him.
422
00:23:06,933 --> 00:23:08,633
We need to jump in from here.
423
00:23:08,634 --> 00:23:11,069
Alright, if we're gonna
jump in, though,
424
00:23:11,070 --> 00:23:13,138
we better do it together.
425
00:23:13,139 --> 00:23:15,040
- OK?
- Together?
426
00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:16,641
Yeah.
427
00:23:16,642 --> 00:23:17,876
Fuck it. Alright.
428
00:23:17,877 --> 00:23:20,410
- So, on three.
- Alright.
429
00:23:27,353 --> 00:23:29,820
You ready?
430
00:23:30,089 --> 00:23:34,992
One... two... three.
431
00:23:42,168 --> 00:23:45,604
Hey! There's only 2ft of water.
432
00:23:45,605 --> 00:23:48,206
You'll break your legs
if you jump in there.
433
00:23:48,207 --> 00:23:51,042
In God's name.
434
00:23:51,043 --> 00:23:53,979
Crime is sort of similar
to going for a swim in the sea.
435
00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:56,848
First you dip your toe in
and it's a bit cold,
436
00:23:56,849 --> 00:23:59,718
but before long you're in
up to your balls and...
437
00:23:59,719 --> 00:24:03,220
- It's actually really warm.
- So warm.
438
00:24:03,656 --> 00:24:06,324
That's it, boy. Come on.!
439
00:24:06,325 --> 00:24:11,228
- It's been a while since I swam.
- OK, just kick your feet.
440
00:24:11,764 --> 00:24:14,766
Jock was always
the one teaching me things.
441
00:24:14,767 --> 00:24:17,302
- Fuck off!
- How to smoke cigarettes.
442
00:24:17,303 --> 00:24:20,938
How to shotgun a can of beer.
443
00:24:21,374 --> 00:24:23,908
How to pick a lock.
It was nice
444
00:24:23,909 --> 00:24:26,244
to be able to teach him
something for a change.
445
00:24:26,245 --> 00:24:27,846
That's it, boy! You got it!
446
00:24:27,847 --> 00:24:30,649
- I'm like a seal.
- Like a seal.
447
00:24:30,650 --> 00:24:33,218
And I'm like a whale.!
448
00:24:33,219 --> 00:24:36,854
Argh!
449
00:24:50,236 --> 00:24:52,103
Should we go back in?
450
00:24:52,104 --> 00:24:55,072
Yeah, come on.!
451
00:24:58,911 --> 00:25:00,445
- What's the matter with you?
- It's Conor.
452
00:25:00,446 --> 00:25:03,348
He's gone missing right when
I need to go to the dentist.
453
00:25:03,349 --> 00:25:05,016
- You alright?
- Aye, typical shit with him.
454
00:25:05,017 --> 00:25:07,886
I had a fight and he's gone.
He's just, you know...
455
00:25:07,887 --> 00:25:10,221
What were you fighting about?
456
00:25:10,222 --> 00:25:14,658
Do I ask you what you're doing
with all the fish heads?
457
00:25:16,762 --> 00:25:17,462
- No.
- No.
458
00:25:17,463 --> 00:25:20,799
'Cause it's none
of my business, is it?
459
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:21,966
No.
460
00:25:21,967 --> 00:25:24,269
I learnt everything I know
461
00:25:24,270 --> 00:25:26,471
about customer service
from me mam.
462
00:25:26,472 --> 00:25:32,509
Sorry. Here, look.
Have another fish head.
463
00:25:32,712 --> 00:25:35,413
- A salmon one.
- It's on the house.
464
00:25:35,414 --> 00:25:38,950
- Thanks very much.
- Alright. Go on.
465
00:25:38,951 --> 00:25:41,652
Alright.
466
00:25:57,336 --> 00:26:00,171
Why do you have
a little girl's bike?
467
00:26:00,172 --> 00:26:00,939
Why do I what?
468
00:26:00,940 --> 00:26:04,275
Why do you have a little girl's
bike with flowers and stuff?
469
00:26:04,276 --> 00:26:07,278
I thought you said
it was a cruiser.
470
00:26:07,279 --> 00:26:08,947
It is a cruiser.
471
00:26:08,948 --> 00:26:10,949
A girl's cruiser.
472
00:26:10,950 --> 00:26:13,818
You're such a liar.
473
00:26:13,819 --> 00:26:16,420
Fuck's sake.
474
00:26:23,496 --> 00:26:26,264
Ignorance really is bliss.
475
00:26:26,265 --> 00:26:30,534
And right then,
we had shitloads of it.
476
00:26:56,195 --> 00:26:59,264
Can you see that bike
up there as well?
477
00:26:59,265 --> 00:27:01,266
- Top of the hill?
- Yeah.
478
00:27:01,267 --> 00:27:03,434
It's been behind us
for the last half-hour.
479
00:27:03,435 --> 00:27:05,103
Now it's starting to get closer.
480
00:27:05,104 --> 00:27:08,072
- What are you talking about?
- Just a bit paranoid, you know?
481
00:27:08,073 --> 00:27:11,509
Mind if we take the scenic route
for the next while?
482
00:27:11,510 --> 00:27:13,443
Yeah, sure.
483
00:27:32,464 --> 00:27:33,998
Bollocks! He's there again!
484
00:27:33,999 --> 00:27:36,467
- Who do you think it is?
- I don't know.
485
00:27:36,468 --> 00:27:37,936
He's too far away. I can't see.
486
00:27:37,937 --> 00:27:41,039
It's probably just someone
going for a bike ride, like.
487
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,441
A fast bike ride,
in our direction.
488
00:27:43,442 --> 00:27:45,410
Look, let's not take
any chances, alright?
489
00:27:45,411 --> 00:27:48,145
Time for you to use
your tall gear.
490
00:28:02,995 --> 00:28:06,331
- Hold up, hold up, hold up.
- What are you doing?
491
00:28:06,332 --> 00:28:08,166
Jock?
492
00:28:08,167 --> 00:28:10,969
Keep sketch, keep sketch.
493
00:28:10,970 --> 00:28:14,638
Just hurry up.
We're losing time.
494
00:28:17,543 --> 00:28:20,478
Jock... Jock, don't, boy!
495
00:28:20,479 --> 00:28:22,313
There's a kid's toy in the back.
496
00:28:22,314 --> 00:28:26,117
I don't wanna do it either,
but what choice do I have?
497
00:28:26,118 --> 00:28:27,285
We could NOT do it.
498
00:28:27,286 --> 00:28:30,121
If it doesn't break first time,
it wasn't meant to be
499
00:28:30,122 --> 00:28:33,256
and I won't
do it again, alright?
500
00:28:34,126 --> 00:28:36,860
OK, go on.
501
00:28:37,196 --> 00:28:42,232
It was meant to be.
502
00:28:44,036 --> 00:28:45,702
Sketch, sketch!
503
00:28:58,984 --> 00:29:02,452
Fuckin' prick.
504
00:29:04,323 --> 00:29:07,157
Here. Have a look.
505
00:29:15,634 --> 00:29:18,201
Fuckin' prick.
506
00:29:19,571 --> 00:29:25,709
So what are we gonna do, Jock?
He's ruining our holiday.
507
00:29:27,646 --> 00:29:30,014
I'm gonna talk to him.
508
00:29:30,015 --> 00:29:31,049
What?
509
00:29:31,050 --> 00:29:32,350
I saw 'Heat' the other day.
510
00:29:32,351 --> 00:29:35,586
You know that film with
Robert De Niro and Al Pacino?
511
00:29:35,587 --> 00:29:37,088
I can't say I do, no.
512
00:29:37,089 --> 00:29:39,057
Action movie,
full of explosions, guns.
513
00:29:39,058 --> 00:29:40,591
Class.
Do you have it on DVD?
514
00:29:40,592 --> 00:29:42,660
No, video. Wait.
It doesn't fuckin' matter.
515
00:29:42,661 --> 00:29:45,263
De Niro's the criminal
and Al Pacino's the cop.
516
00:29:45,264 --> 00:29:47,432
Al Pacino spends the whole time
trying to get De Niro
517
00:29:47,433 --> 00:29:49,500
'cause De Niro's unbelievable,
he can't get him.
518
00:29:49,501 --> 00:29:51,436
- Like, cat and mouse?
- Yeah, exactly like that.
519
00:29:51,437 --> 00:29:53,738
There's a scene
where they meet in a cafe
520
00:29:53,739 --> 00:29:55,139
and set down some ground rules.
521
00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:57,508
If I can go in there
and just talk to him,
522
00:29:57,509 --> 00:30:01,579
like fuckin' De Niro and
Al Pacino does, like man to man,
523
00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:05,116
maybe I can fuckin' say,
"Here, look. Give us a break."
524
00:30:05,117 --> 00:30:08,720
"When we get back, we'll pick
it up and it'll be more fun."
525
00:30:08,721 --> 00:30:10,755
You can't just walk in
and be like,
526
00:30:10,756 --> 00:30:13,057
"Wanna have your head
smacked down, boy?"
527
00:30:13,058 --> 00:30:14,993
I'll go up to the table and...
528
00:30:14,994 --> 00:30:16,995
No, don't go up. Go down.
529
00:30:16,996 --> 00:30:18,296
- Down?
- Like that.
530
00:30:18,297 --> 00:30:21,599
"How's it going?"
"How's it going?"
531
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,468
- That's good.
- "How's it going?"
532
00:30:23,469 --> 00:30:24,635
"Thought we should
have a little chat."
533
00:30:24,636 --> 00:30:27,705
"Thought it'd be good to have
a little chat. How's it going?"
534
00:30:27,706 --> 00:30:29,474
- Yeah, "How's it going?"
- "How's it going?"
535
00:30:29,475 --> 00:30:31,609
"Thought it'd be good
to have a little chat."
536
00:30:31,610 --> 00:30:33,478
Kinda like,
"I'm not scared of you.
537
00:30:33,479 --> 00:30:34,545
- "But I respect you."
- Yeah, see?
538
00:30:34,546 --> 00:30:38,483
"How's it going? Thought it'd
be good to have a little chat."
539
00:30:38,484 --> 00:30:41,351
- Yeah.
- Alright.
540
00:30:46,658 --> 00:30:50,293
I suppose you do look
a bit like De Niro.
541
00:31:21,093 --> 00:31:22,293
How's it going?
542
00:31:22,294 --> 00:31:25,895
Fuckin'... I told him
to nod down, not up.
543
00:31:26,732 --> 00:31:31,534
Thought it'd be good for us
to have a little chat.
544
00:31:33,338 --> 00:31:34,639
No, no!
545
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:38,109
- He's wanted by the guards.
- Fuck's sake!
546
00:31:38,110 --> 00:31:40,244
I just wanted a chat!
That's all!
547
00:31:40,245 --> 00:31:41,345
My gosh!
548
00:31:41,346 --> 00:31:44,649
Any chance we could discuss some
ground rules for this chase?
549
00:31:44,650 --> 00:31:46,350
- What?
- I don't know.
550
00:31:46,351 --> 00:31:47,585
You could give me a head start.
551
00:31:47,586 --> 00:31:49,487
I'm gonna catch you
and lock you up
552
00:31:49,488 --> 00:31:51,322
where you belong,
you thieving knacker!
553
00:31:51,323 --> 00:31:55,725
- Watch who you callin' knacker.
- Knacker!
554
00:32:18,584 --> 00:32:20,485
Fuck!
555
00:32:20,486 --> 00:32:23,187
Shouldn't you be spending your
time chasing real criminals?
556
00:32:23,188 --> 00:32:24,889
You are a real criminal,
you fuckin' moron!
557
00:32:24,890 --> 00:32:27,258
Not I'm not!
I'm just having a bit of fun.
558
00:32:27,259 --> 00:32:30,795
Fun? You're nothing but a
thieving little fuckin' knacker!
559
00:32:30,796 --> 00:32:33,397
Yeah, well, chasing me
is your whole life, boy,
560
00:32:33,398 --> 00:32:36,700
and that's pretty fuckin' sad.
561
00:32:37,236 --> 00:32:39,969
You little fuckin' prick!
562
00:32:45,344 --> 00:32:46,210
What happened?
563
00:32:46,211 --> 00:32:50,715
I don't think he's seen
that movie 'Heat', boy.
564
00:32:50,716 --> 00:32:51,916
It was around about then
565
00:32:51,917 --> 00:32:54,452
when I started to miss
working in the fish shop.
566
00:32:54,453 --> 00:32:57,188
There, sir, there you go.
And your change.
567
00:32:57,189 --> 00:32:58,789
Lovely. Thank you very much.
568
00:32:58,790 --> 00:33:01,826
Sure, I had to put up with
Mam giving me shit all day,
569
00:33:01,827 --> 00:33:05,930
but there are a lot of benefits
to a steady job, like...
570
00:33:05,931 --> 00:33:07,698
..not getting chased
by a crazy cop.
571
00:33:07,699 --> 00:33:10,668
Is that your phone?
572
00:33:10,669 --> 00:33:11,602
Yeah.
573
00:33:11,603 --> 00:33:13,871
I bet that's how
he keeps finding us.
574
00:33:13,872 --> 00:33:16,473
Come on. Get rid of it.
575
00:33:30,489 --> 00:33:32,557
There's this fuckin' weirdo
trying to chase us.
576
00:33:32,558 --> 00:33:34,926
Can we hide in your gaff?
That be alright?
577
00:33:34,927 --> 00:33:37,494
Sorry! Thank you!
578
00:33:42,501 --> 00:33:45,336
My name is Detective Tony Healy.
I'm with the guards.
579
00:33:45,337 --> 00:33:47,972
Two lads coming through here,
where did they go?
580
00:33:47,973 --> 00:33:51,574
- Fuck this, man.
- No! Wait, wait!
581
00:33:52,844 --> 00:33:55,913
Must have been
a different driveway.
582
00:33:55,914 --> 00:33:59,649
No-one came through here.
583
00:34:02,454 --> 00:34:07,725
Look, I can see the tracks
leading right up to the door.
584
00:34:07,726 --> 00:34:11,429
- I know they're inside.
- They're from my wheelchair.
585
00:34:11,430 --> 00:34:12,730
- You use a wheelchair?
- Sometimes.
586
00:34:12,731 --> 00:34:17,801
When I'm feelin' lazy. Great
for getting around the farm.
587
00:34:18,604 --> 00:34:21,239
Look, I know you're lying to me.
588
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,741
And what are you
gonna do about it?
589
00:34:23,742 --> 00:34:24,775
Radio for backup?
590
00:34:24,776 --> 00:34:26,744
Those two little thieving pricks
you've got inside,
591
00:34:26,745 --> 00:34:29,747
they're gonna rob you blind,
and you know what?
592
00:34:29,748 --> 00:34:31,816
I hope they do.
Might teach you a lesson.
593
00:34:31,817 --> 00:34:36,854
I have nothin' worth stealing,
but thanks for the concern.
594
00:34:36,855 --> 00:34:39,222
Now fuck off.
595
00:34:47,966 --> 00:34:50,800
Fuckin' hell, mate.
596
00:34:53,338 --> 00:34:54,472
What's he doing?
597
00:34:54,473 --> 00:34:56,407
He's just standing there,
looking at us.
598
00:34:56,408 --> 00:35:00,743
Bet he can go days
without food or water.
599
00:35:14,459 --> 00:35:16,861
Nice of you to drop by.
600
00:35:16,862 --> 00:35:20,063
It's been a while.
601
00:35:20,966 --> 00:35:23,334
Do you know him?
602
00:35:23,335 --> 00:35:24,802
No.
603
00:35:24,803 --> 00:35:26,937
You boys hungry?
604
00:35:26,938 --> 00:35:28,939
I'm starving.
605
00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:32,809
I'm thinking
of cooking a chicken.
606
00:35:32,878 --> 00:35:34,478
I fuckin' love chicken.
607
00:35:34,479 --> 00:35:41,651
Good. Go out back and kill
whichever one takes your fancy.
608
00:35:43,622 --> 00:35:44,789
Kill?
609
00:35:44,790 --> 00:35:48,492
Get him, get him, get him!
610
00:35:48,493 --> 00:35:51,661
Aye! Jesus!
611
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,534
Fuck!
612
00:35:56,535 --> 00:35:58,869
God!
613
00:35:58,870 --> 00:36:02,572
Hey-hey! Whoo-hoo!
614
00:36:15,821 --> 00:36:17,955
Go on. Do it.
615
00:36:17,956 --> 00:36:19,490
I can't.
616
00:36:19,491 --> 00:36:20,925
It's looking right at me.
617
00:36:20,926 --> 00:36:23,594
It's just a chicken.
Stop being a wuss.
618
00:36:23,595 --> 00:36:26,497
It reminds me
a little bit of me.
619
00:36:26,498 --> 00:36:27,898
What? How?
620
00:36:27,899 --> 00:36:30,868
The way it's staring.
621
00:36:30,869 --> 00:36:33,971
You know, sort of
a confused look, like...
622
00:36:33,972 --> 00:36:37,742
..like it doesn't really know
what's going on half the time.
623
00:36:37,743 --> 00:36:40,678
He's not dyin'!
624
00:36:40,679 --> 00:36:43,447
- He's too strong.
- You need to pull it hard, like.
625
00:36:43,448 --> 00:36:45,416
Then he'll start
bleeding out the front.
626
00:36:45,417 --> 00:36:47,952
No, he won't.
Just pull his neck.
627
00:36:47,953 --> 00:36:50,019
One, two, three.
628
00:36:51,757 --> 00:36:53,090
- He's dead?
- He's dead.
629
00:36:53,091 --> 00:36:55,526
- He's dead. Alright.
- Put him in the bucket.
630
00:36:55,527 --> 00:36:59,862
Put him in the bucket.
That's it.
631
00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:05,335
He's still alive, boy.
632
00:37:10,609 --> 00:37:14,645
What if you hold his neck
and I pull his body backwards?
633
00:37:14,646 --> 00:37:17,313
That sounds fair.
634
00:37:21,052 --> 00:37:25,655
As soon as his legs
stop kicking, pluck him.
635
00:37:33,899 --> 00:37:37,834
He did say "pluck him", right?
636
00:37:39,538 --> 00:37:42,740
When you live in the city,
you don't see many animals die.
637
00:37:42,741 --> 00:37:46,643
They're all dead
when they get there.
638
00:37:47,446 --> 00:37:49,480
It didn't seem
to bother Jock much.
639
00:37:49,481 --> 00:37:53,082
He had other things on his mind.
640
00:38:03,195 --> 00:38:06,230
You know, when you've only got
one thing on your mind,
641
00:38:06,231 --> 00:38:08,899
it can be kind of hard
to think clearly.
642
00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:11,034
You can get tunnel vision.
643
00:38:11,870 --> 00:38:16,540
But if you stop
and open your eyes
644
00:38:16,541 --> 00:38:18,975
just for a moment...
645
00:38:23,682 --> 00:38:28,017
..you'd be amazed
at what you might see.
646
00:38:28,119 --> 00:38:31,054
The hell is that?
647
00:38:31,223 --> 00:38:34,057
Look at that.
648
00:38:48,273 --> 00:38:50,741
What is it?
649
00:38:50,742 --> 00:38:54,177
And you made me
throw away my phone.
650
00:38:55,547 --> 00:38:56,814
GPS?
651
00:38:56,815 --> 00:38:59,982
I knew he had to be cheating!
652
00:39:00,619 --> 00:39:02,286
I've got an idea.
653
00:39:02,287 --> 00:39:06,889
That was rare enough for me
so I was delighted with meself.
654
00:39:40,225 --> 00:39:43,426
The chicken is lovely,
isn't it, Conor?
655
00:39:52,938 --> 00:39:56,607
It's alright. Leave it,
leave it. It's alright.
656
00:39:56,608 --> 00:39:59,310
Hey, thanks
for helping us there earlier.
657
00:39:59,311 --> 00:40:00,611
Yeah.
658
00:40:00,612 --> 00:40:01,879
Yeah, nice that you let us in.
659
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:05,114
Could've been some other
cranky fucker, you know?
660
00:40:05,650 --> 00:40:08,117
What are you staring at?
661
00:40:09,588 --> 00:40:10,854
I'm not staring.
662
00:40:10,855 --> 00:40:12,656
You're staring straight at me!
663
00:40:12,657 --> 00:40:14,825
I'm not staring.
I'm just looking at you.
664
00:40:14,826 --> 00:40:16,894
I'm having
a conversation with you.
665
00:40:16,895 --> 00:40:20,898
Fucking hell, it'd be weird
if we didn't, like.
666
00:40:20,899 --> 00:40:23,334
Do you think this is funny?
667
00:40:23,335 --> 00:40:25,669
No, it's... No, sir.
668
00:40:25,670 --> 00:40:26,837
Dopey little prick.
669
00:40:26,838 --> 00:40:29,607
- Don't call him a dope.
- Don't you shout at me!
670
00:40:29,608 --> 00:40:32,276
I'm not fuckin' shouting.
I said don't call him a dope!
671
00:40:32,277 --> 00:40:37,314
Every time you come down here,
it is the same fuckin' shit.
672
00:40:37,315 --> 00:40:38,682
We've never been here before.
673
00:40:38,683 --> 00:40:41,986
I paid for everything.
I put you two through college.
674
00:40:41,987 --> 00:40:45,155
We're 15! I didn't even
pass me junior cert.
675
00:40:45,156 --> 00:40:47,725
- Who do you think we are?
- For fuck's...
676
00:40:47,726 --> 00:40:49,126
You've had enough
of that now, alright?
677
00:40:49,127 --> 00:40:52,162
Fuck you, I've had enough!
This is my fuckin' house.
678
00:40:52,163 --> 00:40:55,366
- I'll drink whatever I like.
- Sit down and eat your dinner.
679
00:40:55,367 --> 00:40:57,267
That's my fuckin' whiskey.
Give it to me.
680
00:40:57,268 --> 00:41:00,170
- Get off me!
- Give me that fuckin' bottle!
681
00:41:00,171 --> 00:41:02,471
Get away from us!
682
00:41:02,941 --> 00:41:03,941
Stay back there.
683
00:41:03,942 --> 00:41:05,943
Get out of the way,
you little prick.
684
00:41:05,944 --> 00:41:07,745
- Alright, stop, stop!
- What?
685
00:41:07,746 --> 00:41:10,114
- What are you saying?
- Relax, alright, boy?
686
00:41:10,115 --> 00:41:12,082
OK, I'm gonna put the chair down
687
00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:14,918
and we're gonna talk, alright?
688
00:41:14,919 --> 00:41:17,154
Alright.
689
00:41:17,155 --> 00:41:18,989
Stay back.
690
00:41:18,990 --> 00:41:21,325
Fuckin' hell!
Don't touch it, ya cunt!
691
00:41:21,326 --> 00:41:23,227
I went through
all the options in me head
692
00:41:23,228 --> 00:41:27,063
and there was only
one logical thing for us to do.
693
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,834
Relax! Relax!
694
00:41:30,835 --> 00:41:32,970
No, no!
695
00:41:32,971 --> 00:41:34,371
I'm here! Look!
696
00:41:34,372 --> 00:41:37,207
Look. Stop. Stop.
697
00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:39,043
Isn't this a nice comfy chair?
698
00:41:39,044 --> 00:41:41,679
- Do you like this? Yeah?
- Yeah.
699
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,747
You've just gotta talk
to him and he's grand.
700
00:41:43,748 --> 00:41:46,717
- Give me the bottle.
- You can't have that, alright?
701
00:41:46,718 --> 00:41:49,820
We'll give you something later,
like a beer or something.
702
00:41:49,821 --> 00:41:53,791
- Alright, alright.
- See? He wants a beer, boy.
703
00:41:53,792 --> 00:41:56,092
Yeah.
704
00:41:57,328 --> 00:42:00,330
That night sitting around
watching telly
705
00:42:00,331 --> 00:42:01,799
was the closest we had all got
706
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,768
to a normal night in
for a long, long time.
707
00:42:04,769 --> 00:42:07,036
Yeah, that show is very good.
708
00:42:11,910 --> 00:42:13,844
I think sometimes
people do the opposite
709
00:42:13,845 --> 00:42:17,014
of what they should do
when they're lonely.
710
00:42:17,015 --> 00:42:18,882
The hide away at work,
711
00:42:18,883 --> 00:42:22,052
fight with the people
they miss most,
712
00:42:22,053 --> 00:42:23,954
and they turn to the bottle
713
00:42:23,955 --> 00:42:28,157
instead of pickin' up the phone.
714
00:42:47,412 --> 00:42:50,180
Imagine you've been
out all night,
715
00:42:50,181 --> 00:42:53,083
no sleep, no food.
716
00:42:53,084 --> 00:42:55,886
You're in the same wet clothes.
717
00:42:55,887 --> 00:42:58,122
Same stupid face.
718
00:42:58,123 --> 00:43:00,423
Fuck...
719
00:43:01,493 --> 00:43:07,164
You stuck in there
in spite of everything.
720
00:43:07,165 --> 00:43:08,432
At least when it's all over,
721
00:43:08,433 --> 00:43:12,035
you can take pleasure in
knowing it was all worthwhile.
722
00:43:12,036 --> 00:43:17,073
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no...
723
00:43:21,312 --> 00:43:22,012
FUC...!
724
00:43:22,013 --> 00:43:24,448
Our treasure's waiting
for us around this corner,
725
00:43:24,449 --> 00:43:27,317
but there's gonna be loads
of guards, drug squad,
726
00:43:27,318 --> 00:43:29,520
special forces, helicopters,
727
00:43:29,521 --> 00:43:31,522
probably even the army.
728
00:43:31,523 --> 00:43:33,123
Should we use fake names?
729
00:43:33,124 --> 00:43:35,159
Would you stop
with the fake names?
730
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:39,062
Look, if anyone asks,
just say we're on holidays.
731
00:43:39,063 --> 00:43:42,732
- Got it?
- Yeah, got it.
732
00:43:49,841 --> 00:43:54,443
Nah, this... this
can't be the place.
733
00:44:06,024 --> 00:44:08,992
Here, sorry.
Is this Three Castle Head?
734
00:44:08,993 --> 00:44:13,430
- Yeah.
- We're just on our holidays.
735
00:44:13,431 --> 00:44:15,365
You should've seen
the place yesterday.
736
00:44:15,366 --> 00:44:17,501
You heard about
the cocaine seizure?
737
00:44:17,502 --> 00:44:19,069
No... no. What was that?
738
00:44:19,070 --> 00:44:21,238
Have you been
hiding under a rock?
739
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:24,074
The guards found
61 bales of cocaine.
740
00:44:24,075 --> 00:44:25,342
440 million euro worth.
741
00:44:25,343 --> 00:44:28,245
- They got it all?
- Yep, every last one.
742
00:44:28,246 --> 00:44:32,448
There won't be any parties
in this country for a while.
743
00:44:32,584 --> 00:44:35,785
Well, that's not good.
744
00:44:36,888 --> 00:44:41,590
FUCK!
745
00:45:12,490 --> 00:45:15,926
Jock was taking the news
that our treasure was gone
746
00:45:15,927 --> 00:45:16,660
better than I expected.
747
00:45:16,661 --> 00:45:20,197
I'm not crying, boy.
It's just hay fever.
748
00:45:20,198 --> 00:45:21,932
Weren't gonna say nothing.
749
00:45:21,933 --> 00:45:25,903
There's so much grass
around here.
750
00:45:25,904 --> 00:45:30,339
The pollen count is really
high as well at the moment.
751
00:45:34,312 --> 00:45:36,280
What's wrong with ya?
752
00:45:36,281 --> 00:45:40,316
I've just gotta take
a wilder-poo, like.
753
00:45:40,485 --> 00:45:41,518
A 'wilder-poo'?
754
00:45:41,519 --> 00:45:44,321
Yeah, boy, I haven't
gone since Cork.
755
00:45:44,322 --> 00:45:46,189
What's a wilder-poo?
756
00:45:46,190 --> 00:45:50,193
It's when you take
a shit outside, like.
757
00:45:50,194 --> 00:45:52,162
You know, a wilderness poo.
758
00:45:52,163 --> 00:45:56,566
- A poo in the wilderness?
- Yeah.
759
00:45:56,567 --> 00:46:00,436
Well, just go, then.
There's no-one here.
760
00:46:00,438 --> 00:46:02,472
But you're here, right?
761
00:46:02,473 --> 00:46:04,174
I'm not gonna look.
762
00:46:04,175 --> 00:46:06,944
I hardly wanna
see you taking a shit.
763
00:46:06,945 --> 00:46:09,413
Alright.
That's not what I meant.
764
00:46:09,414 --> 00:46:13,415
I just need a bit of privacy.
That's all.
765
00:46:14,252 --> 00:46:16,919
I'll be back in a minute.
766
00:46:21,392 --> 00:46:24,760
Jesus. Fuck.
767
00:46:53,992 --> 00:46:56,326
Jock! Come here.
768
00:46:56,327 --> 00:46:58,595
I don't wanna look at your poo.
769
00:46:58,596 --> 00:47:01,864
Just come here a second.
770
00:47:03,301 --> 00:47:05,168
- What is it, boy?
- No!
771
00:47:05,169 --> 00:47:08,537
Don't say a word.
772
00:47:11,109 --> 00:47:13,477
Come on.
773
00:47:13,478 --> 00:47:16,412
Be very quiet.
774
00:47:33,498 --> 00:47:36,199
Holy shit!
775
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,336
He must be
one of them gang members.
776
00:47:39,337 --> 00:47:42,571
Has he got what
I think he's got?
777
00:47:44,642 --> 00:47:48,277
Our treasure.
778
00:47:48,613 --> 00:47:51,415
Fuck, yeah!
You fucker!
779
00:47:51,416 --> 00:47:53,949
Fuck.
780
00:47:58,790 --> 00:48:00,357
- Yo.
- Psst!
781
00:48:00,358 --> 00:48:02,759
He's alive, but he's passed out.
782
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,494
He's bate.
783
00:48:04,495 --> 00:48:07,830
Look, he's got a gammy arm.
784
00:48:11,536 --> 00:48:14,603
He's got a gammy leg too.
785
00:48:17,308 --> 00:48:19,708
He's handicap.
786
00:48:20,144 --> 00:48:22,612
Poor fella.
787
00:48:22,613 --> 00:48:26,149
That'll make it easier.
So come on. Give me a hand.
788
00:48:26,150 --> 00:48:29,186
I'm not stealing
from a handicapped fella.
789
00:48:29,187 --> 00:48:30,387
He's a drug dealer.
790
00:48:30,388 --> 00:48:32,355
What difference does it make
if he's handicapped?
791
00:48:32,356 --> 00:48:34,524
It's like we're being faced
with Stephen Hawking.
792
00:48:34,525 --> 00:48:38,361
This is his chair. You don't
say, "Let's take his chair."
793
00:48:38,362 --> 00:48:39,596
Stephen Hawking?
Who's he again?
794
00:48:39,597 --> 00:48:42,732
The smart guy who's so smart,
he can't walk or talk.
795
00:48:42,733 --> 00:48:44,768
- Do you not know this fella?
- No.
796
00:48:44,769 --> 00:48:47,304
"I am gonna invent
the universe."
797
00:48:47,305 --> 00:48:49,573
He speaks like
he's, like, sucking in.
798
00:48:49,574 --> 00:48:51,141
He's like, "I'm..." Like...
799
00:48:51,142 --> 00:48:55,644
This is what we came for.
We're not leaving without it.
800
00:49:00,418 --> 00:49:04,421
He's probably
holding onto it for warmth.
801
00:49:04,422 --> 00:49:07,489
It's cocaine,
not a hot water bottle.
802
00:49:08,459 --> 00:49:09,860
If he wakes up, we're dead.
803
00:49:09,861 --> 00:49:13,296
- He won't wake up.
- Why are you whispering then?
804
00:49:13,297 --> 00:49:15,265
I'm not whispering.
805
00:49:15,266 --> 00:49:18,701
For fuck's sake!
806
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,735
He's freezing, boy.
We can't just leave him here.
807
00:49:51,736 --> 00:49:53,336
When we're far enough away,
808
00:49:53,337 --> 00:49:57,139
we'll leave an anonymous
phone call for the guards.
809
00:50:19,564 --> 00:50:21,831
Jesus!
810
00:50:21,832 --> 00:50:23,800
Stop yelling! You'll wake him!
811
00:50:23,801 --> 00:50:26,702
He IS fuckin' awake!
812
00:50:26,704 --> 00:50:28,939
- Arggh!
- Arggh! Shit!
813
00:50:28,940 --> 00:50:30,373
Get off!
814
00:50:30,374 --> 00:50:33,942
No! Go... go back
to sleep, please! Fuck!
815
00:50:35,213 --> 00:50:37,414
Fuck! Give me my bag!
816
00:50:37,415 --> 00:50:41,784
Go on! Please! Go!
817
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,234
I never really believed
818
00:50:57,235 --> 00:50:58,702
we would find
that bale of cocaine.
819
00:50:58,703 --> 00:51:02,005
For me, it was just one of them
adventures you go on,
820
00:51:02,006 --> 00:51:03,673
like looking for your G-spot.
821
00:51:03,674 --> 00:51:05,408
You don't really
believe it exists
822
00:51:05,409 --> 00:51:09,279
and you're not sure what
to do with it if you find it.
823
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,281
We did it, kid. We did it!
824
00:51:11,282 --> 00:51:12,648
We sure did, boy!
825
00:51:24,629 --> 00:51:26,029
For Jock, it's different.
826
00:51:26,030 --> 00:51:30,632
Finding that coke
is the only bit of hope he has.
827
00:52:08,973 --> 00:52:11,308
Do you wanna have a gasp
and a drink?
828
00:52:11,309 --> 00:52:12,676
I'd really love one. Thanks.
829
00:52:12,677 --> 00:52:16,612
Mind the bike
while I'm doing this.
830
00:52:33,464 --> 00:52:37,000
Fuck! Shit!
831
00:52:37,001 --> 00:52:39,369
- What the...
- What's going on?
832
00:52:39,370 --> 00:52:41,705
It's gone. It must have
got cut on something.
833
00:52:41,706 --> 00:52:42,539
What do you mean, it got cut?
834
00:52:42,540 --> 00:52:47,377
- There's a hole in the bottom!
- There's a hole in it?
835
00:52:47,378 --> 00:52:48,712
- Look...
- But it's all gone.
836
00:52:48,713 --> 00:52:50,547
I don't know where.
I'm sorry, alright?
837
00:52:50,548 --> 00:52:53,083
Seven million euros worth
of cocaine pour out this bag?
838
00:52:53,084 --> 00:52:54,784
How didn't you notice
it getting lighter?!
839
00:52:54,785 --> 00:52:57,854
How didn't you notice it
coming off the back of my bike?!
840
00:52:57,855 --> 00:52:59,622
'Cause that wasn't
my fuckin' job!
841
00:52:59,623 --> 00:53:03,560
- I gave it to you to look after!
- You have eyes, don't you?
842
00:53:03,561 --> 00:53:06,463
You're some dopey prick,
you know that?
843
00:53:06,464 --> 00:53:08,898
Alright, but don't call me that.
844
00:53:08,899 --> 00:53:10,834
Why not? It's what you are.
845
00:53:10,835 --> 00:53:12,702
I'd rather be a dopey prick
846
00:53:12,703 --> 00:53:16,605
than a devious scumbag like you.
847
00:54:32,483 --> 00:54:35,117
It's too fuckin' tight!
848
00:54:35,653 --> 00:54:38,221
If it isn't Lance Armstrong!
849
00:54:38,222 --> 00:54:40,089
Where the fuck have you been?
850
00:54:40,090 --> 00:54:43,959
Here. Do some real police work.
851
00:54:44,161 --> 00:54:46,862
Who's next there?
852
00:54:48,199 --> 00:54:50,967
I want to report me son missing.
He's not answering his phone.
853
00:54:50,968 --> 00:54:56,004
He's been gone since yesterday.
That's a photo of him there.
854
00:55:00,177 --> 00:55:02,512
I'm gonna catch you
and lock you up
855
00:55:02,513 --> 00:55:04,581
where you belong,
you thieving knacker!
856
00:55:04,582 --> 00:55:07,916
Watch who you callin' knacker.
857
00:55:13,591 --> 00:55:16,192
Do you remember
that prick Billy Murphy?
858
00:55:16,193 --> 00:55:17,894
Well, his time
in the slammer was up
859
00:55:17,895 --> 00:55:21,064
and while inside, he had
a cellmate with a big mouth.
860
00:55:21,065 --> 00:55:23,132
Did I hear something
about a fella going around
861
00:55:23,133 --> 00:55:24,834
wearing your face as a mask
or something?
862
00:55:24,835 --> 00:55:27,537
According to this big mouth,
Jock was flah'ing his sister.
863
00:55:27,538 --> 00:55:30,707
Halfway through, he put on
his fake Billy mask as a joke,
864
00:55:30,708 --> 00:55:32,609
but she didn't
find it very funny.
865
00:55:32,610 --> 00:55:34,577
I hear this screamin'
coming from upstairs
866
00:55:34,578 --> 00:55:36,012
from me sister's room - "Arggh!"
867
00:55:36,013 --> 00:55:38,982
It was just a joke!
868
00:55:38,983 --> 00:55:40,683
"Arggh!"
869
00:55:40,684 --> 00:55:42,018
How's it going?
870
00:55:42,019 --> 00:55:45,021
- Who the fuck was that?!
- None of your business.
871
00:55:45,022 --> 00:55:48,525
Big mouth put two and two
together and got five.
872
00:55:48,526 --> 00:55:53,995
Fake Billy's real name
is Conor MacSweeney.
873
00:55:55,833 --> 00:55:57,867
Billy Murphy's friends
consist of people
874
00:55:57,868 --> 00:55:59,802
he has previously
beaten the shit out of
875
00:55:59,803 --> 00:56:02,871
and they're too scared
not to be his friends.
876
00:56:06,176 --> 00:56:07,143
Shit.
877
00:56:07,144 --> 00:56:08,711
I've been fuckin'
looking for you!
878
00:56:08,712 --> 00:56:10,813
- You little fuckin' prick!
- Fuck off, will ya?
879
00:56:10,814 --> 00:56:12,248
Come here!
Come here, you little shit!
880
00:56:12,249 --> 00:56:14,951
- What are you doing, Billy?
- You're fuckin' dead!
881
00:56:14,952 --> 00:56:18,655
You hear me?
You're fuckin' dead!
882
00:56:18,656 --> 00:56:20,690
Why didn't you fuckin'
tell me it was him?
883
00:56:20,691 --> 00:56:23,626
You're fuckin' useless.
Yeah, look at the ground.
884
00:56:23,627 --> 00:56:25,127
Look at the fuckin' ground.
885
00:56:45,082 --> 00:56:46,214
Dad, are you home?
886
00:56:51,822 --> 00:56:54,489
Nice of you
to finally come home.
887
00:56:54,925 --> 00:56:58,094
You're not gonna tell me
where you've been?
888
00:56:58,095 --> 00:57:01,563
Back here
when I'm talking to you.
889
00:57:15,346 --> 00:57:18,948
The least you can do is offer me
some half-arsed excuse!
890
00:57:18,949 --> 00:57:20,383
Just leave me alone!
891
00:57:20,384 --> 00:57:23,485
What happened to your face?
892
00:57:25,222 --> 00:57:26,555
Nothing.
893
00:57:42,373 --> 00:57:43,973
Are you alright?
894
00:57:43,974 --> 00:57:46,042
Look, I'm grand.
895
00:57:46,043 --> 00:57:49,945
Alright?
I just wanna be left alone.
896
00:57:56,186 --> 00:57:57,285
Fine.
897
00:58:31,955 --> 00:58:35,024
How are you, love? Is the
battery pre-charged in this?
898
00:58:35,025 --> 00:58:37,226
Should be.
Stick in the gas canister
899
00:58:37,227 --> 00:58:40,562
and you'll hear a pump if it is.
900
00:58:50,974 --> 00:58:53,375
What are you making?
901
00:58:53,377 --> 00:58:56,111
I'm not making anything.
902
00:58:56,146 --> 00:58:59,414
What's the nail gun for?
903
00:58:59,883 --> 00:59:02,617
For torturing people.
904
00:59:14,331 --> 00:59:17,133
That's good.
905
00:59:17,134 --> 00:59:19,469
"Torturing."
906
00:59:19,470 --> 00:59:23,072
My husband actually had
one of them. They're great.
907
00:59:23,073 --> 00:59:24,741
Yeah. I'll take that.
908
00:59:24,742 --> 00:59:28,310
That's 375, all in.
909
00:59:30,347 --> 00:59:32,447
Fuck.
910
00:59:33,050 --> 00:59:35,450
I don't have any money.
911
00:59:38,088 --> 00:59:38,888
Fsssh...
912
00:59:38,889 --> 00:59:43,458
Sorry, love,
you can't have it, so.
913
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,301
Careful -
without that safety thing on
914
00:59:52,302 --> 00:59:55,503
those nail guns are lethal.
915
01:00:05,415 --> 01:00:08,084
Arggh!
916
01:00:08,085 --> 01:00:10,052
Don't do that.
917
01:00:10,053 --> 01:00:13,022
It's stuck in the bone.
918
01:00:13,023 --> 01:00:14,990
Arggh!
919
01:01:19,456 --> 01:01:21,557
Took you long enough.
920
01:01:21,558 --> 01:01:25,093
I'm here now, aren't I?
921
01:01:34,338 --> 01:01:36,205
Are you alright?
922
01:01:36,206 --> 01:01:38,040
Yeah. Fine.
923
01:01:38,041 --> 01:01:39,542
It's actually good timing,
you know?
924
01:01:39,543 --> 01:01:43,179
I was just thinking
about moving out.
925
01:01:43,180 --> 01:01:46,815
Can I get dressed first
before we go, yeah?
926
01:01:47,417 --> 01:01:49,684
Yeah. Sure.
927
01:01:56,894 --> 01:02:00,029
Do you get off on that, yeah?
928
01:02:00,030 --> 01:02:03,566
What goes on in this house
is none of your business.
929
01:02:03,567 --> 01:02:06,334
Maybe not.
930
01:02:06,436 --> 01:02:10,238
But I think I just found
my new hobby.
931
01:02:13,043 --> 01:02:14,577
Calling all Gardai.
932
01:02:14,578 --> 01:02:20,315
Be on the lookout for a male
armed with a nail gun.
933
01:02:31,194 --> 01:02:33,095
Made you your favourite -
934
01:02:33,096 --> 01:02:34,230
chicken nuggets.
935
01:02:34,231 --> 01:02:37,133
No, I've
kind of gone off chicken.
936
01:02:37,134 --> 01:02:39,635
Jesus, what the fuck
happened to you?
937
01:02:39,636 --> 01:02:42,270
Nothing.
938
01:02:44,675 --> 01:02:49,410
Are you gonna tell me where you
were for the last two days?
939
01:02:50,180 --> 01:02:52,247
No.
940
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:06,362
Do you think I'm a shit mam?
941
01:03:06,363 --> 01:03:07,396
Yeah.
942
01:03:07,397 --> 01:03:09,931
Try having a shit son.
943
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:18,975
Go on,
tell me what I can do better.
944
01:03:18,976 --> 01:03:22,078
No, you called me
fucking retarded last week,
945
01:03:22,079 --> 01:03:23,379
and there's no need for it.
946
01:03:23,380 --> 01:03:26,182
You can't call your son that
or he'll grow up with problems.
947
01:03:26,183 --> 01:03:29,118
Alright. Stop being a retard
and I'll stop calling you one.
948
01:03:29,119 --> 01:03:31,187
That's exactly
what I mean, like, wh...
949
01:03:31,188 --> 01:03:33,222
I'm messing with you.
Fucking relax.
950
01:03:33,223 --> 01:03:35,124
Yeah, but sometimes
you're not messing.
951
01:03:35,125 --> 01:03:38,294
Just stop calling me
that kind of stuff.
952
01:03:38,295 --> 01:03:38,761
Alright.
953
01:03:38,762 --> 01:03:40,363
You have to trust me
a bit more as well.
954
01:03:40,364 --> 01:03:43,332
It's not you I don't trust.
It's Jock I don't trust.
955
01:03:43,333 --> 01:03:47,036
- Why not?
- Because Jock's a total fuck-up.
956
01:03:47,037 --> 01:03:48,471
He's such a laugh, like.
957
01:03:48,472 --> 01:03:49,705
He's the only fella in school
958
01:03:49,706 --> 01:03:51,107
that, kind of,
makes me feel warm...
959
01:03:51,108 --> 01:03:56,911
Not 'warm', like, but...
makes me feel nice, like.
960
01:03:57,314 --> 01:03:59,482
Are you gay?
Is that what this is?
961
01:03:59,483 --> 01:04:00,583
I mean, it's grand if you are.
962
01:04:00,584 --> 01:04:02,785
Like, fuck,
it'll actually explain a lot.
963
01:04:02,786 --> 01:04:04,353
No, Mam, I'm not gay.
964
01:04:04,354 --> 01:04:07,656
But if I was, hypopharically...
965
01:04:07,657 --> 01:04:10,526
..hypoth... hypothetic...
hypothetically...
966
01:04:10,527 --> 01:04:12,094
- Hypothetically.
- Hypothetically.
967
01:04:12,095 --> 01:04:15,431
He'd be the guy
I'd want to be gay with.
968
01:04:15,432 --> 01:04:18,566
Who says that?
969
01:04:21,571 --> 01:04:24,173
Jock, is that you?
970
01:04:24,174 --> 01:04:26,108
- Alright, boy?
- It's alright.
971
01:04:26,109 --> 01:04:28,444
There was this weird-looking
fella there came up to me
972
01:04:28,445 --> 01:04:30,479
by about 15 minutes ago
by the garage.
973
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:31,580
Hang on a sec. Who's that?
974
01:04:31,581 --> 01:04:34,316
He was kind of sloping down
and he was dragging his leg.
975
01:04:34,317 --> 01:04:36,318
A zombie. A zombie.
That's what he looked like.
976
01:04:36,319 --> 01:04:39,188
- Are you a guard, or what?
- Do I look like a guard? No.
977
01:04:39,189 --> 01:04:42,291
- He had a picture in his hand.
- Do you know where he lives?
978
01:04:42,292 --> 01:04:43,726
And he was, like,
"Conor MacSweeney."
979
01:04:43,727 --> 01:04:45,528
- Conor MacSweeney.
- "Conor MacSweeney."
980
01:04:45,529 --> 01:04:47,329
- "Where does he live?"
- He's a friend of yours.
981
01:04:47,330 --> 01:04:49,498
He looks just like you. All
you little fuckers are the same.
982
01:04:49,499 --> 01:04:51,734
- My friend Conor MacSweeney?
- I swear to fuck.
983
01:04:51,735 --> 01:04:53,502
He has something
that belongs to me.
984
01:04:53,503 --> 01:04:55,571
- Cocaine?
- He said nothing about cocaine.
985
01:04:55,572 --> 01:04:58,641
So you didn't say nothing?
What about the rest of the boys?
986
01:04:58,642 --> 01:05:00,409
One of them,
alright, no, said...
987
01:05:00,410 --> 01:05:01,610
"We know
where he lives, actually."
988
01:05:01,611 --> 01:05:03,712
He was like,
"I know where he lives."
989
01:05:03,713 --> 01:05:05,081
What the fuck you doing, boy?
990
01:05:05,082 --> 01:05:06,749
I nudged him. I was like,
"Are you fucking slow?"
991
01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:10,286
- I said, "Shut the fuck up!"
- Just tell me where he lives!
992
01:05:10,287 --> 01:05:12,687
Get the fuck...! Get...
993
01:05:14,858 --> 01:05:18,260
- Come here. Come here!
- Get off me, you fucking...
994
01:05:18,261 --> 01:05:20,429
Five minutes later, then,
I was thinking to myself,
995
01:05:20,430 --> 01:05:22,331
"It's Conor MacSweeney
he's on about."
996
01:05:22,332 --> 01:05:24,400
Everyone knows
where that dopey mog lives.
997
01:05:24,401 --> 01:05:25,534
He's still around, play it wide?
998
01:05:25,535 --> 01:05:27,670
Fuck's sake. Alright.
Cheers! Nice one.
999
01:05:27,671 --> 01:05:29,505
- See you later.
- See you later.
1000
01:05:29,506 --> 01:05:31,240
Sorry,
I gotta do something important.
1001
01:05:31,241 --> 01:05:33,342
I'll be back later, I promise!
1002
01:05:33,343 --> 01:05:36,512
Look, I just don't want you to
be a total fuck-up, alright?
1003
01:05:36,513 --> 01:05:38,280
I'm not gonna be
a total fuck-up.
1004
01:05:38,281 --> 01:05:41,817
I'll fuck up along the way,
like, but I'm not gonna...
1005
01:05:41,818 --> 01:05:42,618
Do you promise?
1006
01:05:42,619 --> 01:05:44,353
..I'm not gonna fuck up
my whole life.
1007
01:05:44,354 --> 01:05:47,656
And if I'm being
brutally honest...
1008
01:05:47,657 --> 01:05:52,161
..you're not the shittest mam
in town, so,
1009
01:05:52,162 --> 01:05:54,430
that's the only compliment
you're getting
1010
01:05:54,431 --> 01:05:55,664
at this point in time.
1011
01:05:55,665 --> 01:05:56,699
I'll take that. Thank you.
1012
01:05:56,700 --> 01:05:58,834
Well,
that's all you're getting, so...
1013
01:05:58,835 --> 01:06:00,803
You're not retarded.
1014
01:06:00,804 --> 01:06:02,138
Most of the time.
1015
01:06:02,139 --> 01:06:05,241
Come on, Mam.
I'm only messing with you.
1016
01:06:05,242 --> 01:06:07,209
- Say one thing good about me.
- I'm only...
1017
01:06:07,210 --> 01:06:08,878
Say one thing good about me
or I'm gonna cry!
1018
01:06:08,879 --> 01:06:11,180
You're a really, really good
son. You're a good son.
1019
01:06:11,181 --> 01:06:14,749
That's very vague.
What do you like about me?
1020
01:06:15,785 --> 01:06:18,154
You're really sweet.
1021
01:06:18,155 --> 01:06:18,821
Yeah. Now...
1022
01:06:18,822 --> 01:06:21,257
- And you're thoughtful.
- You're so vague!
1023
01:06:21,258 --> 01:06:23,259
Pr... what's... what's...
what's...
1024
01:06:23,260 --> 01:06:25,461
What do I do that... you like?
1025
01:06:25,462 --> 01:06:27,830
Do you remember that time
on my birthday last year?
1026
01:06:27,831 --> 01:06:29,632
- And I thought you forgot?
- Yeah?
1027
01:06:29,633 --> 01:06:33,701
And you bought me flowers,
and it was just...
1028
01:06:34,304 --> 01:06:36,904
..it was just really nice.
1029
01:06:37,407 --> 01:06:38,607
Cool.
1030
01:06:38,608 --> 01:06:40,376
It was just really nice.
1031
01:06:40,377 --> 01:06:42,511
Alright, but don't cry.
1032
01:06:42,512 --> 01:06:44,746
I'm not crying.
1033
01:06:44,781 --> 01:06:48,317
- It was a year ago.
- I know.
1034
01:06:48,318 --> 01:06:49,351
I know.
1035
01:06:49,352 --> 01:06:50,786
Eat your food, you weirdo.
1036
01:06:50,787 --> 01:06:54,890
- Fuckin' hell.
- You sure you don't want one?
1037
01:06:54,891 --> 01:06:57,960
No, I don't want one.
1038
01:06:57,961 --> 01:07:00,729
I don't either, actually.
It's disgusting.
1039
01:07:00,730 --> 01:07:01,964
Told you get the nice ones.
1040
01:07:01,965 --> 01:07:04,400
- What?
- Get the nice ones next time.
1041
01:07:04,401 --> 01:07:05,668
Yeah.
1042
01:07:05,669 --> 01:07:08,537
We're in major fucking shit!
But I got a plan!
1043
01:07:08,538 --> 01:07:09,838
Jock, my fucking mam's here.
1044
01:07:09,839 --> 01:07:12,241
- How are you, Mrs MacSweeney?
- How are you, Jock?
1045
01:07:12,242 --> 01:07:14,577
- Can we talk somewhere else?
- No. We haven't got time.
1046
01:07:14,578 --> 01:07:17,980
The dealer we stole the cocaine
off is coming. He's not happy.
1047
01:07:17,981 --> 01:07:20,516
- What?
- It's not as bad as it sounds.
1048
01:07:20,517 --> 01:07:21,750
Yeah, it IS as bad as it sounds.
1049
01:07:21,751 --> 01:07:23,452
You're un-fucking-believable,
do you know that?
1050
01:07:23,453 --> 01:07:26,789
We wouldn't be in this mess
if it weren't for you.
1051
01:07:26,790 --> 01:07:28,757
- And why's that?
- Who lost all the cocaine?
1052
01:07:28,758 --> 01:07:31,927
Whose bright idea was it
to steal it in the first place
1053
01:07:31,928 --> 01:07:34,862
from a dangerous fucking
drug dealer, Jock?
1054
01:07:35,565 --> 01:07:35,998
Quits?
1055
01:07:35,999 --> 01:07:38,000
Mam? Mam, what are you doing?
1056
01:07:38,001 --> 01:07:40,603
I'm calling the guards before
that drug dealer arrives.
1057
01:07:40,604 --> 01:07:42,771
- What?
- You can't! Think about it.
1058
01:07:42,772 --> 01:07:44,740
Do you really want
a convict for a son?
1059
01:07:44,741 --> 01:07:46,909
- What?
- Who's gonna cover your days off
1060
01:07:46,910 --> 01:07:49,578
in the shop
when I'm being raped in prison?
1061
01:07:49,579 --> 01:07:50,646
You're young offenders.
1062
01:07:50,647 --> 01:07:51,947
You'll end up in
a juvenile detention centre.
1063
01:07:51,948 --> 01:07:54,516
There's rapists there too.
They're just a bit younger.
1064
01:07:54,517 --> 01:07:58,320
- Here. Hold this.
- What are you planning on doing?
1065
01:07:58,321 --> 01:07:59,822
- Baking him a cake?
- Buy us some time.
1066
01:07:59,823 --> 01:08:02,458
Do you honestly think he's not
gonna know the difference
1067
01:08:02,459 --> 01:08:03,959
between self-raising flour
and uncut cocaine?
1068
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:06,495
- He's a fucking drug dealer!
- Shake it!
1069
01:08:06,496 --> 01:08:07,263
Is he far away?
1070
01:08:07,264 --> 01:08:10,865
Well, fuck, I don't have
a GPS on him, do I?
1071
01:08:12,435 --> 01:08:14,836
Fuck!
1072
01:08:14,904 --> 01:08:18,005
Do drug dealers ring doorbells?
1073
01:08:21,645 --> 01:08:26,315
You two - stay out of sight.
I'm gonna see who's at the door.
1074
01:08:26,316 --> 01:08:28,584
Yeah. Use the spy hole.
1075
01:08:28,585 --> 01:08:30,486
Make sure he doesn't see you.
1076
01:08:30,487 --> 01:08:31,720
You think I'm fucking thick?
1077
01:08:31,721 --> 01:08:34,423
- Well, now that you mention...
- Shut the fuck up.
1078
01:08:34,424 --> 01:08:37,959
- Use a fake name.
- Shut the fuck up!
1079
01:08:47,404 --> 01:08:49,905
- Well, who is it?
- It's a guard.
1080
01:08:49,906 --> 01:08:52,541
It's Healy.
He knows we stole them bikes.
1081
01:08:52,542 --> 01:08:55,010
- You stole bikes?
- Jock stole bikes.
1082
01:08:55,011 --> 01:08:56,679
I didn't hear you complaining
1083
01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:59,782
when you were sitting on one
on the way down to West Cork.
1084
01:08:59,783 --> 01:09:00,783
What are we gonna do?
1085
01:09:00,784 --> 01:09:04,620
I can hear everything you're
saying. Open the fucking door.
1086
01:09:04,621 --> 01:09:07,288
Bollocks.
1087
01:09:11,861 --> 01:09:15,763
Right.
What the fuck is going on?
1088
01:09:19,469 --> 01:09:23,072
Why don't we go inside
for a nice cup of tea?
1089
01:09:23,073 --> 01:09:26,641
See if we can figure it all out.
1090
01:09:31,948 --> 01:09:36,317
How are ya?
1091
01:09:37,087 --> 01:09:41,122
You gonna invite me in
or what the fuck?
1092
01:09:41,558 --> 01:09:44,360
Fuck.
1093
01:09:44,361 --> 01:09:45,361
Good morning. No.
1094
01:09:45,362 --> 01:09:47,896
I just...
I just wanted to talk to you
1095
01:09:47,897 --> 01:09:50,065
and put things straight...
1096
01:09:50,066 --> 01:09:52,300
Fucking that.
1097
01:10:03,747 --> 01:10:05,147
You know it's a good tea party
1098
01:10:05,148 --> 01:10:09,584
when there's an unconscious
guard on the kitchen floor.
1099
01:10:11,054 --> 01:10:13,254
Say when.
1100
01:10:13,757 --> 01:10:14,656
When.
1101
01:10:14,657 --> 01:10:15,991
Sorry. F...
1102
01:10:15,992 --> 01:10:17,393
It's grand.
1103
01:10:17,394 --> 01:10:19,061
- Did I put too much milk in?
- No, it's grand.
1104
01:10:19,062 --> 01:10:22,698
- Will I make another one?
- No. It's... Leave it.
1105
01:10:22,699 --> 01:10:24,865
Sorry.
1106
01:10:32,776 --> 01:10:35,676
Hi, Conor.
1107
01:10:36,413 --> 01:10:38,814
Him? He's not Conor.
1108
01:10:38,815 --> 01:10:41,784
What do you mean,
"He's not Conor"?
1109
01:10:41,785 --> 01:10:44,785
This fella's name's Gary.
1110
01:10:49,526 --> 01:10:50,826
What are you doing?
1111
01:10:50,827 --> 01:10:53,628
It's your fake name.
1112
01:10:56,833 --> 01:10:59,635
Now, I've had a bad fucking day.
1113
01:10:59,636 --> 01:11:02,871
I fell over a fucking fence.
1114
01:11:02,872 --> 01:11:05,873
I got kicked by a young fella.
1115
01:11:06,609 --> 01:11:08,076
And I shot an old one.
1116
01:11:08,077 --> 01:11:10,078
I'm not in the mood for lies.
1117
01:11:10,079 --> 01:11:11,880
The only way
you're getting out of here
1118
01:11:11,881 --> 01:11:14,983
without your little pussies
being riddled with nails
1119
01:11:14,984 --> 01:11:17,453
is if you tell me the truth.
1120
01:11:17,454 --> 01:11:19,121
Conor Mac-fucking-Sweeney.
1121
01:11:19,122 --> 01:11:20,189
- Right?
- Yeah.
1122
01:11:20,190 --> 01:11:23,091
What's that shite
all over the floor?
1123
01:11:23,092 --> 01:11:25,494
- That's cocaine.
- That's cocaine?
1124
01:11:25,495 --> 01:11:26,895
No, it's not. It's flour.
1125
01:11:26,896 --> 01:11:30,666
- Flour?
- It's not. It's cocaine.
1126
01:11:30,667 --> 01:11:33,735
Didn't I just...
say 30 seconds ago
1127
01:11:33,736 --> 01:11:36,138
that we all need to be
100% honest?
1128
01:11:36,139 --> 01:11:37,973
- It's cocaine.
- It's flour.
1129
01:11:37,974 --> 01:11:40,274
My God.
1130
01:11:42,245 --> 01:11:43,512
Jesus! Take it easy!
1131
01:11:43,513 --> 01:11:47,014
It's flour.
You can taste it if you want.
1132
01:11:47,073 --> 01:12:01,073
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1133
01:12:10,673 --> 01:12:14,141
Why is there flour
all over the floor?
1134
01:12:14,177 --> 01:12:15,911
We, like... We were gonna...
1135
01:12:15,912 --> 01:12:17,679
..put all the flour in that bag
1136
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:20,716
and then just hope
you'd run off happy out
1137
01:12:20,717 --> 01:12:23,852
with a big bag of flour, but...
1138
01:12:23,853 --> 01:12:28,023
..you know, Mam came and said,
"Nah, that's stupid."
1139
01:12:28,024 --> 01:12:32,259
- She was right.
- Yeah, I know.
1140
01:12:32,595 --> 01:12:35,296
So. Where's the cocaine?
1141
01:12:41,004 --> 01:12:44,006
On a positive note, we
might've set the world record
1142
01:12:44,007 --> 01:12:46,507
for the longest line of cocaine.
1143
01:12:48,144 --> 01:12:51,013
Look, we were really pissed off
when it happened, like.
1144
01:12:51,014 --> 01:12:52,180
We had a huge row
and everything.
1145
01:12:52,181 --> 01:12:54,783
We were calling each other
awful names as well, like.
1146
01:12:54,784 --> 01:12:57,753
I'm actually really sorry
about that.
1147
01:12:57,754 --> 01:13:00,821
Nah, but I'm sorry too.
1148
01:13:05,228 --> 01:13:06,929
Christ!
1149
01:13:06,930 --> 01:13:09,064
What the fuck
did you do that for? Why?
1150
01:13:09,065 --> 01:13:13,001
Do you seriously think I believe
you two are stupid enough
1151
01:13:13,002 --> 01:13:17,606
to lose - lose! - seven
million euros worth of coke?
1152
01:13:17,607 --> 01:13:21,041
We are that stupid!
I swear to God!
1153
01:13:21,344 --> 01:13:23,312
Arggh!
1154
01:13:23,313 --> 01:13:25,213
Would you stop shooting us
with that thing?!
1155
01:13:25,214 --> 01:13:27,215
Where's the cocaine?
Just tell me where the fuck
1156
01:13:27,216 --> 01:13:29,318
the cocaine is and
I'll go home. I wanna go home.
1157
01:13:29,319 --> 01:13:32,120
Would you leave them alone?
They're only young!
1158
01:13:32,121 --> 01:13:34,156
My God!
1159
01:13:34,157 --> 01:13:36,091
Now, see what's
have to happening?
1160
01:13:36,092 --> 01:13:37,259
All three have holes
in your legs.
1161
01:13:37,260 --> 01:13:41,962
There was no need for that.
There was no need for that.
1162
01:13:42,632 --> 01:13:48,202
Don't worry. You didn't miss
anything. Go on, get up. Get up!
1163
01:13:49,272 --> 01:13:51,840
- I'll ask you one more time.
- What?
1164
01:13:51,841 --> 01:13:54,343
And if you don't tell me,
I'm gonna shoot you
1165
01:13:54,344 --> 01:13:56,645
right through
the top of your cock.
1166
01:13:56,646 --> 01:13:58,245
No. Please.
1167
01:13:58,848 --> 01:14:01,149
Arggh! Arggh!
1168
01:14:01,150 --> 01:14:04,185
Jesus. Sorry. Are you alright?
1169
01:14:09,659 --> 01:14:12,159
Are youse expecting anyone?
1170
01:14:12,762 --> 01:14:15,731
Right, you go. Get that.
Bring 'em back here.
1171
01:14:15,732 --> 01:14:17,232
And no fucking
super-Gardai shit
1172
01:14:17,233 --> 01:14:20,068
or I'll shoot her in the face
loads of times.
1173
01:14:20,069 --> 01:14:21,737
Loads - 'Hellraiser' shit.
1174
01:14:21,738 --> 01:14:24,238
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
1175
01:14:33,416 --> 01:14:35,684
Hiya.
1176
01:14:35,685 --> 01:14:38,285
Hiya.
1177
01:14:54,037 --> 01:14:56,337
How's it going?
1178
01:14:56,673 --> 01:14:57,839
How's it going?
1179
01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:00,976
Sorry, you know,
for interrupting your tea,
1180
01:15:00,977 --> 01:15:03,345
but, I was just wondering there
1181
01:15:03,346 --> 01:15:06,415
if your son could come out
for a game of ball.
1182
01:15:06,416 --> 01:15:08,249
Game of ball?
1183
01:15:16,859 --> 01:15:19,526
Where is it, Billy?
1184
01:15:20,329 --> 01:15:21,029
Where's what?
1185
01:15:21,030 --> 01:15:23,699
Look, you don't have to call it
'ball' anymore,
1186
01:15:23,700 --> 01:15:25,867
but... everyone knows, so...
1187
01:15:25,868 --> 01:15:28,236
What do they know?
1188
01:15:28,237 --> 01:15:32,006
You don't wanna be messing round
with this fella.
1189
01:15:34,844 --> 01:15:37,044
Arggh.
1190
01:15:37,346 --> 01:15:40,981
Don't shoot me, please!
1191
01:15:41,751 --> 01:15:43,185
Classic, alright.
1192
01:15:43,186 --> 01:15:44,419
Our cocaine.
1193
01:15:44,420 --> 01:15:45,787
Cocaine, now, is it?
1194
01:15:45,788 --> 01:15:47,856
How much did you get for it?
1195
01:15:47,857 --> 01:15:49,858
I got millions for it.
1196
01:15:49,859 --> 01:15:51,493
Millions! What are you on about?
1197
01:15:51,494 --> 01:15:55,197
How many millions?
Those are my millions, Billy.
1198
01:15:55,198 --> 01:15:57,099
I don't know what he's on about!
1199
01:15:57,100 --> 01:15:59,334
Didn't you just
get out of prison?
1200
01:15:59,335 --> 01:16:00,469
Yeah.
1201
01:16:00,470 --> 01:16:01,837
What was it for again, Jock?
1202
01:16:01,838 --> 01:16:05,140
- Er, drugs, wasn't it?
- I think so.
1203
01:16:05,141 --> 01:16:06,942
What was it?
1204
01:16:06,943 --> 01:16:09,276
- No, it's drugs alright.
- Drugs. Yeah.
1205
01:16:14,450 --> 01:16:15,217
Relax.
1206
01:16:15,218 --> 01:16:18,019
I'm gonna ask you once, Billy.
1207
01:16:18,020 --> 01:16:21,356
Where... is my fucking... cocaine?
1208
01:16:21,357 --> 01:16:23,859
What are you looking for?
A bit of coke, is it?
1209
01:16:23,860 --> 01:16:25,227
I can get coke.
Is that alright with you?
1210
01:16:25,228 --> 01:16:29,229
Yeah. There's no problem. What
do you want, a couple of grams?
1211
01:16:30,967 --> 01:16:32,234
Fuck! That really hurts!
1212
01:16:32,235 --> 01:16:34,803
Now, Billy, the coke -
where is it?!
1213
01:16:34,804 --> 01:16:37,172
I dunno!
1214
01:16:37,173 --> 01:16:38,840
- The clip.
- What clip?
1215
01:16:38,841 --> 01:16:40,342
Gotta pull the thing.
1216
01:16:40,343 --> 01:16:43,043
It's not the clip!
1217
01:17:35,398 --> 01:17:38,298
That's enough. He's out cold.
1218
01:17:48,411 --> 01:17:51,513
They say if you wear
a mask for long enough
1219
01:17:51,514 --> 01:17:55,115
it can be hard to take off.
1220
01:17:55,451 --> 01:17:58,486
I'm not talking about
any stupid psychology shit.
1221
01:17:58,487 --> 01:18:01,323
It has something to do with
the glue going off.
1222
01:18:01,324 --> 01:18:04,091
It clings onto your skin.
1223
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1224
01:18:12,335 --> 01:18:16,071
Everything I just told you
is 100% true.
1225
01:18:16,072 --> 01:18:18,139
Well, most of it, anyway.
1226
01:18:18,140 --> 01:18:20,508
I did have to adjust the facts
a bit for the telly.
1227
01:18:20,509 --> 01:18:23,478
We are so lucky to have Gardai
like Sergeant Healy,
1228
01:18:23,479 --> 01:18:27,415
er, to protect us from dangerous
criminals. He's our hero.
1229
01:18:27,416 --> 01:18:29,317
Healy tried to get them facts
straightened out,
1230
01:18:29,318 --> 01:18:32,087
but his superintendent
didn't seem to give a shit.
1231
01:18:32,088 --> 01:18:33,221
The station needs the publicity.
1232
01:18:33,222 --> 01:18:36,124
It's a great story,
so shut the fuck up
1233
01:18:36,125 --> 01:18:37,893
and take the promotion.
1234
01:18:37,894 --> 01:18:39,294
And no more bicycles.
1235
01:18:39,295 --> 01:18:42,097
Jock had his day in court
for stealing bikes.
1236
01:18:42,098 --> 01:18:43,899
He was given
a suspended sentence
1237
01:18:43,900 --> 01:18:45,333
because of
his abusive upbringing
1238
01:18:45,334 --> 01:18:47,501
and was placed into foster care.
1239
01:18:49,171 --> 01:18:51,373
And guess who became
a foster parent -
1240
01:18:51,374 --> 01:18:53,208
with great reluctance,
I might add.
1241
01:18:53,209 --> 01:18:55,510
That's some useless bollocks.
Look.
1242
01:18:55,511 --> 01:18:57,012
You on the jammy rag or what?
1243
01:18:57,013 --> 01:18:58,947
It was nice
that she had someone else
1244
01:18:58,948 --> 01:19:00,515
to yell at other than me
for a change.
1245
01:19:00,516 --> 01:19:03,218
- I'm your son now.
- You're not my son!
1246
01:19:03,219 --> 01:19:05,220
- I am your son.
- I didn't adopt you.
1247
01:19:05,221 --> 01:19:06,254
- I love you.
- My God.
1248
01:19:06,255 --> 01:19:08,290
Billy Murphy
found himself back in prison.
1249
01:19:08,291 --> 01:19:10,659
- Did you find your man?
- This time for attempted murder
1250
01:19:10,660 --> 01:19:13,295
so we won't be seeing him
for a while.
1251
01:19:13,296 --> 01:19:15,096
Mam visited the local butcher
1252
01:19:15,097 --> 01:19:17,098
and finally got
her gammy tooth sorted.
1253
01:19:17,099 --> 01:19:20,535
I don't envy that fella.
As for me...
1254
01:19:20,536 --> 01:19:23,004
Alright, this mackerel here
came from over that hill
1255
01:19:23,005 --> 01:19:24,105
and only took 20 minutes
to get here.
1256
01:19:24,106 --> 01:19:27,309
- That's how fresh it is.
- Alright. Go on. Give me four.
1257
01:19:27,310 --> 01:19:29,945
So what else are you selling
that's local?
1258
01:19:29,946 --> 01:19:31,146
You're looking at it, but.
1259
01:19:31,147 --> 01:19:32,013
Sure I can get that for free.
1260
01:19:32,014 --> 01:19:36,184
Where one treasure hunt
ends, another one begins.
1261
01:19:36,185 --> 01:19:39,054
We've got other stuff too, like.
You interested?
1262
01:19:39,055 --> 01:19:41,323
- Alright. Go on.
- This is an oyster.
1263
01:19:41,324 --> 01:19:42,090
A delicacy really.
1264
01:19:42,091 --> 01:19:44,426
People call me the oyster
of the land because, you know,
1265
01:19:44,427 --> 01:19:48,964
my hard exterior and soft,
emotional interior, do you know?
1266
01:19:48,965 --> 01:19:51,666
Pulling that shit again?
"You're looking at it."
1267
01:19:51,667 --> 01:19:55,036
At least he's not
a fucking streak of misery.
1268
01:19:55,037 --> 01:19:57,973
A streak of misery?
Hrrrgh.
1269
01:19:57,974 --> 01:19:59,174
- Is that how I look?
- Yeah.
1270
01:19:59,175 --> 01:20:01,343
Excuse me.
You want a fish, dear? Hrrnggh?
1271
01:20:01,344 --> 01:20:04,578
- Is that what I'm like?
- Shut up.